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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:29

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What is better? Tik Tok or YouTube?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How to turn off AI search in Google Photos - 9to5Google

No go.

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

How is Taylor Swift feeling after Trump’s landslide victory over Kamala Harris?

Still no good

Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

61 Things That’ll Help You Reach Peak Organization - BuzzFeed

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Did Leonardo da Vinci paint two Mona Lisas? Where are they?

share office space ...

Then came..

What are rare earth minerals, and why are they central to Trump’s trade war? - CNN

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

‘Elio’ Is A Box Office Disaster, Pixar’s Lowest Opening Of All Time - Cartoon Brew

Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

Upcoming Telescope Predicted to Discover Millions of Hidden Solar System Objects - Gizmodo

Freaks and Cheeks

No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

How much gold is there in the world? - Live Science

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Nuts and Butts

Apple Loop: iPhone 17 Pro Release Date, Apple Challenges AI Assumptions, iPad Pro Multitasking Explained - Forbes

They put up a sign reading

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...