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Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What is better? Tik Tok or YouTube?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
How to turn off AI search in Google Photos - 9to5Google
No go.
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
How is Taylor Swift feeling after Trump’s landslide victory over Kamala Harris?
Still no good
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
61 Things That’ll Help You Reach Peak Organization - BuzzFeed
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Did Leonardo da Vinci paint two Mona Lisas? Where are they?
share office space ...
Then came..
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What are rare earth minerals, and why are they central to Trump’s trade war? - CNN
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
‘Elio’ Is A Box Office Disaster, Pixar’s Lowest Opening Of All Time - Cartoon Brew
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Upcoming Telescope Predicted to Discover Millions of Hidden Solar System Objects - Gizmodo
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
How much gold is there in the world? - Live Science
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...